...Finally!

Haha, there's a running joke in my family that for every million bad jokes Patrick makes, he gets a really, really funny one.

He got me when I walked into the room saying, "You know what's unearthly and oddly coincidental?" and before my dad could guess, my brother said, "The fact that your last name is the same as ours?"

Oh my God, it was a proud moment in our family. I'm so proud of him! :'D

But for a better reason this time!
My God, cancer is killing everyone, I mean it.
My Uncle Ray died last Thursday, and my Grandpa died a long time ago,
both because of lung cancer, and another one of my mom's friends is dying of lung cancer, too.

Drinking alcohol isn't all it's cracked up to be. I mean, my dad drank, and we hated him for it. He was really mean, all the time, and really stupid, and we all just wanted him to stop. I mean, my mom thought of leaving him so many times because he was a drinker, and he could've had his license taken away permanently 'cause he was just so stupid. And then he went to work drunk, and nearly got fired, but because it's a "disease" he was just laid off for a while, so he could go to AA and all that. He's better now, though.

How are these two connected? Amanda is super stressed 'cause she's going to be moving away, and her family just does not seem to care at all for her. They make her cook, clean, and she's just sick of her stupid little douchebag brother, she thinks she can deal with the stress by drinking and smoking with Lindsay. MY UNCLE JUST DIED 'CAUSE HE SMOKED, and I told her, "It doesn't help with stress." And she HAS THE NERVE TO TELL ME, "If only you knew how badly I needed it. It's the only way to deal with the stress." NO IT ISN'T!

I have stress, too! I don't drink, or smoke, or SWEAR. I don't cry, 'cause since I was a little kid I was told it was stupid and solved nothing. I don't complain to friends 'cause I have stupid problems compared to Christina, who is overwhelmed with responsibilities and cadets, her brother is a douche, too, and her mom needs help around the house. My parents are saints compared to Brina's. Ale... She just doesn't understand, 'cause her parents are so nice, and she doesn't have any siblings to complain about, she doesn't realize how stressful it can be. And I don't want to overwhelm Hazel with my problems because I don't want to look like an emo douche. I use the word douche a lot. I had to cry myself to sleep last night. It's been the first time in AGES that I've done that. And I don't want to flip on Amanda, but she's making such a stupid choice. She has asthma, I told her it'd kill her, she says, "It wasn't proven that I have asthma." BUT SHE NEEDS AN INHALER, SHE CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS COLD.

Frick I just djfhskdjdkjfbgdm,,djkjrgolohnfboishfgb'ab'oajk!!!dkjbfsgd

Life sucks, then you die.
Screw it. All of it. Just.

Fuck.

For crying out loud, we have TWO weeks of no school, and I'm not contacted by one of my friends. Well, actually, Ale did call me up and deliver me a Christmas card. I'm glad SOMEONE still loves me. Or thinks of me, at least. LOVE YOU TOO ALE. <3

Anyways, to the point: I called my friends Hazel and Amanda yesterday to see if they wanted to come over today to play Guitar Hero - 'cause that's how nerds bond. And they both said they'd be able to make it! I and I was like, "Fantastic!"

I get up today, clean the house so they can come over, and wait. Hazel mentioned that she'd be shopping "early" on Saturday, so I figured I had time. 2 o'clock rolls around, and I decide, "Why not call her? It wouldn't hurt." I did. She said she'd be going out with her sister shopping. I said, all sarcastic like, 'cause I was a little hurt to be honest, "Thanks for calling me." She says, "I just got up."

...JUST GOT UP? REALLY?

I keep my cool, I think..., and I ask when she might be back from her shopping trip, she says she doesn't know. FANTASTIC. Then she asks me, "Are you good to go for Monday?"
ANd I'm a little confused. "Monday?" I ask. She says, "Yeah, for dinner." Apparently Brina called "everyone" to ask if they'd want to go to BP for dinner, but I got not a hint of a phone call. NOT A HINT.

I feel very... Emo. Like, I seriously want to cry, right now. Like, "JUST BURST INTO FLAMES OF TEARS" emo. I want to yell and scream and just die.

Ahhhh, it has been 8 days.
Jeez, I suck at this whole "daily journal" thing, haha.

Um, gushing over "Supernatural" much? Yeah, new season YAY I love that show.
Brina says I talk about it too much. OH WELL. She talks about Australian Asians a lot. LOL. I'm mean.

Um, yeah, so, heh heh. I want a cellphone. I mean, I'll be turning 16 in December, I'm practically ENTITLED to one. HAHAHAR.

Um, I've been listening to a lot of metal music lately - especially Disturbed. Of them, I have two favourites, "Down with the Sickness" and "Inside the Fire".

And I haven't been on the computer a lot. My mom thinks it's 'cause of school, she's all like, "Are you okay? Are you miserable? Did something happen at school?" I dunno. Maybe it's the pressure they're putting on me, and it's crushing my conscience, so, like, I don't care anymore? 'Cause I haven't been doing my Physics homework-- And that's all I haven't been doing wrong. I mean, all my other classes are like, "HELLYEAHBIOLOGYENGLISHDRAMA." But Physics is like, "Anjanie, is it over YET? /facepalm."

...Chicken.

So, this morning my brother showed me this really funny video of this comedian ranting about Pachelbel Canon. It was so hilarious, but I think I only found it funny 'cause I'm a nerd, and I can understand how this guy feels. Not to mention I used to be in band, and I've played the song, so I get it. Poor guy.

Anyways, you can search that up on YouTube or whatev, "Pachelbel Rant".

Monday, no school, because apparently the teachers need two whole days to meet to talk about us annoying brats. (:
Well, as long as we get school off, I'm cool. I mean, we had Friday and today off. And I've spent the weekend with friends and family -- and sending love letters to my besterest best friend Ginny. <3333
And bugging Hazel. "WHO WAS PHONE? Robocop." LOL, I'm never gonna let her forget that! xD

My brother, on the Wii, downloaded "My Aquarium". It's really nice, it plays music and you can watch the fish swim around. It's a stress reliever, not to mention it helped me find a song I really, really like. "Polovtsian Dances and Chorus", it was on DDR, when I first heard it. I love it.

Then Hazel sent me a Creepy Pasta about kids' pictures on the side of milk cartons, which lead to the kids not only being lost, but also being the last ingredient.
"LOL SOYLENT GREEN" she said. xDDD

I love that movie.
(Soylent Green is made of people, btw.)

Hey there! Just got back from WalMart and GC. I'm at Amanda's on her laptop. Amanda is here beside me trying to get her Jonas Brothers CD out of its case without breaking it. (She already broke the cast)

We went to GC mall, and then decided to head to WalMart to get Joker tshirts. I tried to get three, but they were all waaaaay too big for me. And they didn't have any small extras in the back. Instead I got a Joker poster - one I wanted soo bad, it's in purple. I'm so happy to have it, but then again, it has "Why so serious?" written in Spanish. Which is odd, but whatev. At least I have the poster!

Amanda's brother just got home, and he got the CD out of its case. He's such a douche to everyone all the time! It's so stupid. He says it's because he goes to O.V., but I went there for nine years and I'm nowhere NEAR that... Rude. He's just an immature little brat, I think.

Amanda has 7Eleven refill cups, so I can get 1.3 litres of Slurpee for $1.11! Is that kick-ass or what? And she has, like, four or something cups so anyone could get that much. She lent one to me before, and it took me about 4 consecutive hours to finish it! Lol.

I love Amanda's dog. He's so cute. But he's an idiot. "He has issues." Amanda says.

"How is that a 'T'?"
"It's Terminator!"
"Oh... Wait, isn't that Robocop?"
"...Shut up."

Hahaha, ahhhh, Graphics. Of course, I'm not in Graphics, but I like to disturb Hazel whenever I get the chance. Or save her from Jon. Either way, I'm good. So, yeah.
They were making signs to say "Typography", as I later explained to my mom, because I only have so many friends *coughEIGHTcough*, and I said to Hazel, "How is that a 'T'?" You can see the rest of out convo up there. (:

Anyways, the other day Live Journal wasn't working, so I didn't add up what I wanted to,
and now that I can, I'm too lazy to get the paper, so you'll just have to wait another day 'til I get over my lazy. (:

Gaaah, but I can say this: I'm sick, and it's a long weekend. I'm cursed, I tell you, CURSED!
Why is it that I only get sick as soon as a long weekend/holiday comes along? Why? WHY?
Ahh, well, I'm still going out. I'll just drug myself up a lot, lol. xD

Reno looks all business-like, that's why he's there. 'Cause I need a jooooooob.
I need a friggin' resumé, I have a bit of one, but I don't know how... Effective it would be.
Not to mention I don't know where to work. Maybe IGA or Safeway or something. Somewhere near by,
but not something fast-food or whatev.

Gaaah. I'm such a loser. ):

Quote via my mom. Thanks mom, love you, too! D;
'Kay, so, we're taking Pal for a run, and then my mom's telling me that I have a nice figure and that if I would just not slouch so much, I'd be soooo pretty. Like, she's ashamed of me, and she's constantly picking on me to be perfect. Not only do I have to get 150% in every class, I have to be perfect physically.

Thanks for helping me with my self esteem, Mom, I appreciate it. Really.

Okai.

So.

Yeah.

Working on my story.

Which will probably take as long to finish as "gjnhjfdhns" aka "Banalworld"  did. (:


Enjoy our convo.
(I am "the Clown Prince of Gotham" noise is "F-ckin' long name sheesh"


the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Are you okay?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Yes why D:
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Because I was reading your LiveJournal post for testerday and I'm all, "SHEESH HAZEL NEEDS A HUG AND SOME VALIUM"
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
post for testerday
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
I got pissed is all
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Oh
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
AT WHAT?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
WOULD YOU LIKE A HUG?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I HAVE LOLLIPOPS THAT TASTE LIKE ROCKET CANDIES
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
;D
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
/JEALOUS
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Ahahaha
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Omg so much angst
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Holy crap, suicide is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
o__o?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
We were talking about suicide in English, and I'm reading all of you angsty posties and I'm all like, "I hope Hazel's parents only own electric shavers D; "
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
All my angsty posts are so I DON'T an hero
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
It's like Suda51 said-- he's a pretty normal guy because he makes pretty insane video games
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
It's an outlet lollercopters
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Aggh, I need a title for "Apocalyptus"
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
HELP ME
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
D;
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
How about, "kjsdfhksjdfhskjh"
Jerk xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
YES lol
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
How 'bout "Twenty-Oh-Eight"?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Instead'a "Twenty-Twelve"
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Or "Four Years Early"?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I'm such a loser
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Four Years Early
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
What you should do is thesaurus that
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
there's a world for four-years
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
WORLD?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
WORD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
sTFU
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HAHAHAH
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
D
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD**
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
... f-
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
A "lustrum" is five years
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
but that's it
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
OH HOLD ON A TICK
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
"LUST-RUM"
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xDDD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Sounds like Cap'n Jack
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
CALL IT A LEAP YEAR
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
"Leap Year Leapt"
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDD
ERM
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
That sounds like a children's story
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
o______________o
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Really?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
o___o it sounds light, yeah, but you could make it work
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
call it
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Leap phobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HAHAHAHAHAH /spaz
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Now that sounds like a children's story about coping with the fear of rabbits
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Or frogs
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Olympiad = Four years
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Olympiadphobia?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Olympiad Early?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Ooooo
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
That sounds cool
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
I like the phobia theme
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
But it'll be gay if you just made it up
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
People will call shenanigans
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
what kind of phobia would it be of?
Like, the end of the world?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Fear of clocks is Chronomentrophobia lol
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
could be countdown?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
Oooooh
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Nosocomephobia?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Ohohohohohoho!~
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD!
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
YOU WISH LOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOLOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
WE THINK ALIKE
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
What a name for a story
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
IT'S LIKE WE WERE LIKE OH EFF IT
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HAHAHA
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I know what you mean
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
... well what kind of apocalypse is this
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
zombie?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Um, just an apocalypse -- zombies might make an appearance
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
MAYBE
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD I think it's a good meaning but the word itsel fis obvious
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
In the staes
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
states*
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.

the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Yeah, I know what you mean, LIKE IT'S OBVIOUS. Not like friggin' nosocomephobia. Afraid of what? Noso combs?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Ouranophobia looks pretty
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Fear of heaven...
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Hmm
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
SOunds cool
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Oh:
 Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Biblical rapture = apocalypse
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Ahhh
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Mono's obvious too though
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Yeah
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HA
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I should call it that
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Or, like, Mono-Ourano-Panto-Phobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
fun
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
monouranopantophobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
FEAR OF PREFIXES
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
/dies laughing
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OMG
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
NOT EVEN KIDDING
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
IT SHOULD TOTALLY BE A PHOBIA
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OMG
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OMG
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xDDDD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
heh
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDDDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I'mma kill whoever made that
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Sesquipedalophobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
hahaha really?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Yeah
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
I wanna shake their hand
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
XDDDD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
MY KINDA GUY, RIGHT THERE LOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
No kidding, but they's prolly throw phobias at you - give you one of your own.
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Or they're a chick.
o_________o
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Like YOU.
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
SHI--
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.

٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
...
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
YOU SLUT
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I like that one
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
So far, I like that and ouranophobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
...
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
and monoouranopantophobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
ourano...
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
ouran
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
OURAN HOST CLUB
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Highschool
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OMG
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HAAHAHAHHA japanese
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I SAW that coming
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
STFU HAHAHAHA
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HA
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OuranoStygioPhobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
fear of OH MAKE UP YOUR MIND
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OuranoStygioEathioPhobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
ouranophobia > stygiophobia 'cause it's poetic
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Fearing heaven
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OuranoStygioEathioPurgatorioPhobia
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I'm such a douche
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism
SO obvious but LOLOLOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry
The fu--?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
IT'S TOO EVEN
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
GAHHHH
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
/fetalposition
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Omg, some of this is so funny
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LMFAO
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
FEAR OF SITTING
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Hey, joe, here's a chair
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
HGDjhsgfjsfg
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
BACK AWAY DEVIL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
RAAAHHHH
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
GTFO NOOB
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
same reaction as bob
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
YEAH lol
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
How do you get around this one:
 Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Verbophobia- Fear of words

the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Vebrophobia - Fear of misspelled words?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xDDDDD IS IT?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Naw
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
BUT SO LOL if it was
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Achluophobia- Fear of darkness
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
That one's good, too
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Agliophobia- Fear of pain
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Some of these are really ridiculous, but some are really good
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I have that - when it comes to busy streets
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xDDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OR WINNIPEG STREETS
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
WHAT
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
MAPLES KIDS = PRO JAYWALKERS
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDDDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Do men get this one:
 Androphobia- Fear of men
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
>
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?*
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
 Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. XDDD BRINA
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
OMG
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
There is no way this is true:
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Oh I've heard of that lol
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Apeirophobia is goood lol
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Omg, I was writing it down -the peanut butter thing - and just as I finished writing it to hand it to him, HE MENTIONED IT. D;
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Apparently his best friend - my "uncle" Lenny - told him about it a long time ago
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
To your dad?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xDDD wtf
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Yeah
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 Barophobia- Fear of gravity
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Barometer
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Ahhhh
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Chirophobia- Fear of hands
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD!
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
The League of Canadian Poets, a national not-for-profit poetryorganization founded in 1966, invites Canadian youth to participate inits Poetic Licence Contest.  There are two age categories, junior (grades 7-9) and senior (grades10-12).  First place poems in each category will receive a cash prize of $350,second place winners will receive $300 and third place winners willreceive $250.
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
... hhhhhhh
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Why poems
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
whyyy poems
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
why not stories
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
I have such a good idea lined up
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
why not hazels
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
D:
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I mean--

the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Awwwww
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
/snickerlol
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xDDd
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
one of my mouths is trying to lick the other :\
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
......
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
BRB PHONE
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
TD Canada Trust, apparently
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDDD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Omg, I'm so Live Journal ing this convo
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Okay, so, of the phobias we've found, what should be the title?
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
GAYGAYGAY
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDDDDDD
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I NEED IT FOR REFERENCE
and you lj everything, i want to too
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
THE ELECTRIC YELLOW HAS GOT ME BY THE BRAIN BANANA
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
lol yeah
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
No
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xDDDDDDDDDD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
... Ouranophobia, Apeirophobia, Agliophobia, Agateophobia, Seplophobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
... moar
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Seplophobia was unanimous
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Ouranophobia's my personal pick
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
and then there were stuff up there
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
THEN YOU WRITE A STORY
Yeah, so, um... THINKING..
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I could title Parts with Phobias.
Like, ACT ONE: Seplophobia
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Act Two: Hazel's a DORK OURANOPHOBIA
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BUT THEN I STILL NEED A TITLE
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
How about "Angel is a lazy bastard and couldn't choose a title so the title is this: GTFO my lawn, you little punks, or I'll get the shotgun APOCALYPTUS PHOBIA PEANUT BUTTER ON THE ROOF OF YO' COUCH MOTHERFUDGER 'CAUSE ANGEL DOESN'T SWEAR SHE'S ONLY 15"
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
;D
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
OH OH OH
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Title it Phobophobia
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
and then use -phobia titles that abstractly connect to the chapter or are very obvious
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
It's simple, I LIKE IT (:
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
It could be, like, the apocalypse brings out all our feat
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
fear
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
DAMN IT
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
lol
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
BUT I DON'T HAVE A PHOBIA FOR EVERY CHAPTER
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Or whatev
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
IT DOESN'T MATTER, I'M BEAUTIFUL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
That's why it
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
is
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all
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act
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one
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
hazel
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
sucks
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
JERK
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
popcicles
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
The abstract part really helps
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Like, you keep the chapter titles consistent with phobias
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
ABSTRACTOPHOBIA - Fear of younger aduna
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
LOL
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
But I won't always have a chapter and fear, I'll have a LOT of filler
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Friggin' VGCATS
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
It's contagious
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
HA
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Why don't you concentrate on making chapters longer, then?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
'CAUSE
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
AM
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
LAZY
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
It'll just take you longer to write
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
L
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Five short chapters written in five days is the same as one long chapter written in five days
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
A
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Z
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Y
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
BUT UPDATING
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
It makes me feel like I'm progressing
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
(:
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
xD
٠haha<(a penny for the Old Guy   )[] says:
Well if that's the way you wanna go then
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
And editting is like "not lol"
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
YES
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
I EDIT ALL AT ONCE
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
FU
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
...Phobophobia?
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
WORKS FOR ME

So, today I got on the computer later than the past couple days, so now I have time to get on and type a bit. I would add dreams, but at the moment I don't have any new ones. I have old ones, but I don't wanna go and copy them and bring them here at the moment. Har har.
Ummm.. I wanna go and write my story. I'll add it up on my FictionPress, soon? Right now, I'm here, with my boring life.

Ahhh, I enjoy school, really I do. It's the only motivation I have at the moment. I mean, writing, too, but I don't have to get up and brush my hair at an early hour and blah blah blah. During the Summer I had no motivation, thus I did not brush my hair or get up early or eat! Now, it's all I do! But school is really boring, 'cause classes are eighty minutes, and I'm done all my work in, like, half and hour. It's fantastic. Really.
At least I'm learning crap, though, right?

Live Journal is weird, 'cause I have a diary type thing, and when I write in it, I'm usually listening to music or watching TV or a movie -- but on the computer, I need something to write about, I have to search for something to type about. It's odd.

Maybe I should write in the diary, and then copy it down? I unno. I don't really care. God forbid if I ever do - it'll make life so much more difficult.

It seems that as soon as I get on LiveJournal my mom comes home. ):
How very strange. It's like she has ESP or some crap. xDD

NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN . :D

'CAUSE SHE DOES THIS TO ME:

the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Hazel, can you send me "Feathers" and "Savoury". My Limewire is being a shower. D;
٠haha<(lord, listen, lover   )[] says:
LMFAO
٠haha<(lord, listen, lover   )[] says:
AHAHAHAH
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
Douche**
the Clown Prince of Gotham says:
xD
٠haha<(lord, listen, lover   )[] says:
I was gonna be like
٠haha<(lord, listen, lover   )[] says:
NO EFF YOU
٠haha<(lord, listen, lover   )[] says:
but oh man you won it
٠haha<(lord, listen, lover   )[] says:
sure